What do you think of this one? Do you have a great joke today?

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical


malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and


communications equipment.





Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's


position and course to steer to the airport.





The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten


sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM


I?" in large letters.





People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large


sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A


HELICOPTER."





The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer


to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.





After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE


IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seatle.





The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because,


similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely


useless answer."|||i fink its pretty godd, okay heres one:





Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women


* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.





* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.





* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."





* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.





* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.





* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.





* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.





* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.





* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.





* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.





* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.





* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.





* Airplanes expect to be tied down.





* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills


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Air Force Dictionary


BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around the squadron discussing why a suspense was missed or a mission failed


and who was responsible.


SEAGULL COLONEL - A colonel who swoops in, makes a lot of noise, and dumps stuff all over everything.





SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in


the end.





ASSMOSIS - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and promotability by kissing up to the


commander.





CRM - Career Restricting Move - Used among officers to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing core values or


discussing Delta's pay scale while your commander is within earshot is serious CRM.





ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the wing level. Decisions that fall


from the adminisphere are generally profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed


to solve.|||God was in a helicopter, too...


m谋crosoft|||ooh.knock them off on their microBUTTS !|||lol its funny hahaha....no not any jokes today|||Super made me chuckle ..I will email it to all my Friends..


keep them coming ..best one this week ...lol|||It's nice..It's so nice because it'll irritate the MICROSOFT workers|||loll soooooooooooo funny|||umm...ok,iguess.....it was funny but not hilarious|||I HAV A JOKE|||Bill Gates is not amused by this joke. (But I am.. lol!)|||Made me laugh.